v4.0_STABLE
Security Status: Unprotected

Your CEO Brain is being DDOSed.

You pay for Cyber-Security and Physical Security. Why is your most valuable asset—your biological hardware—unprotected?

GET BIO-PEN TEST ($500)

Vulnerability Scans

We analyze 11 critical bio-markers that standard physicals ignore. We look for the "leaks" that are stealing your focus.

Exploit Detection

Detect "Insulin Toxicity" and "Biological Sludge" before they turn into hardware failure. Identify drive-voltage drops.

The 21-Day Patch

Not a "diet." A precision remediation kernel of supplements and lifestyle protocols to restore system integrity.

Proof of Work: The Audit Result

Standard lab reports are designed for insurance companies. Our Bio-Pen Tests are designed for Engineering Leaders.

VULNERABILITY
85/100
REPORT_HEADER: [LEVEL_4_AUTH_REQUIRED]
METABOLIC GRID (Energy Integrity):
[----------█---------] (5.6) - VULNERABLE
CARDIOVASCULAR FLOW (Hardware Integrity):
[---------█----------] (95) - HIGH_VOLATILITY
DRIVE & VOLTAGE (Endocrine):
[--█-----------------] (350) - CRITICAL_LEAK

// AI_ANALYST_VERDICT:

"Synergistic threat detected: High Insulin + Low Vitamin D. This combination creates a 'Cognitive DDOS' scenario where your brain hardware cannot access glucose despite adequate fuel. Expected latency: 2-3 hours/day. Immediate remediation patch required."

"I've never seen my bloodwork explained in a way that actually made sense for my job before. The 'Voltage' metaphor changed how I view my coffee intake." — **CTO, Fintech (Beta Client)**

Performance Tier

$500 / Audit

One-time deep-spectrum biological penetration test.

  • 11-Point High-Impact Lab Request
  • Bio-Vulnerability Score Assessment
  • Synergistic Threat Interpretation
  • 21-Day Remediation Kernel (Protocols)
  • Analyst Custom Note and Summary
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